A SISTER'S ENCOURAGEMENT

Dear Tweedy,

That was funnier than the dickens.  At least he didn't wear that god-awful blue and orange shirt and the old hat he had on in his picture.  Maybe you should have hijacked him and taken the jewels and alarm clock to a jeweler for appraisal and sent him to a shrink for analysis.

All is not lost, my dear.  Just when you feel that you will be alone the rest of you life with; BANG! BADABOOM ! Mr Right will quietly slip into your life and befriend you and just want you to keep him company and show him around in Paris...Italy...Ireland... museums, opera, concerts, visits to Colorado to enjoy your children and his son who coincidentally lives near you middle daughter.  His other son is crazy about horses and lives in Maryland.  The boys will fall in love with your girls and you and he will attend their weddings and be very pleased that your youngest daughter's spouse owns one of the largest horse breeding farms in Maryland.

You and Mr. R. will probably not marry, but be the best of friends, totally enjoying each other and perhaps an occasional boinking.  Ah yes, and then the two of you will ride off into the sunset together in your brand new shiny maroon Lexus.  ( You, of course, will be the driver.)

With love from you caring Sistah